Rihanna reveals album title, and keeps it real with Vanity Fair

Rihanna is an entity. Something we don’t deserve but have been blessed to have been alive at the same time with. Look I don’t smoke weed, but if I ever had the opportunity to smoke with Rihanna you won’t have to tell me twice to hit that blunt one time. She’s something of a fairy tale, where you almost can’t believe that you believe in it. She is the literal definition of head bitch in charge so naturally when she talks you sit cross legged and listen to her sweet words of wisdom.  Here’s what she had to say on hooking up,

“If I wanted to I would completely do that,” she says. “I am going to do what makes me feel happy, what I feel like doing. But that would be empty for me; that to me is a hollow move. I would wake up the next day feeling like shit.” True girl, true.

On why she a tropical angel,

“I always see the best in people, I hope for the best, and I always look for that little bit of good, that potential, and I wait for it to blossom.”

On fuckboys and why she not settling for none of that no sir

“…now men are afraid to be men. They think being a real man is actually being a pussy, that if you take a chair out for a lady, or you’re nice or even affectionate to your girl in front of your boys, you’re less of a man. It’s so sick. They won’t be a gentleman because that makes them appear soft. That’s what we’re dealing with now, a hundred percent, and girls are settling for that, but I won’t. I will wait forever if I have to …”

It’s been a long time since the Chris Brown incident, and it seems that she will never be able to fully move past it. Maybe it has to do with her status and the fact that she went back to him publicly after the incident regardless when asked if she will ever be able to walk away from the role given to her as a poster child for victims of domestic abuse she had this to say

 “Well, I just never understood that, like how the victim gets punished over and over. It’s in the past, and I don’t want to say ‘Get over it,’ because it’s a very serious thing that is still relevant; it’s still real. A lot of women, a lot of young girls, are still going through it. A lot of young boys too. It’s not a subject to sweep under the rug, so I can’t just dismiss it like it wasn’t anything, or I don’t take it seriously. But, for me, and anyone who’s been a victim of domestic abuse, nobody wants to even remember it. Nobody even wants to admit it. So to talk about it and say it once, much less 200 times, is like … I have to be punished for it? It didn’t sit well with me.”

She gets asked about Rachel Dozeal, which I will chose to not comment about because she is wrong but I can’t admit someone that is prefect is ever wrong so….

“I think she was a bit of a hero, because she kind of flipped on society a little bit. Is it such a horrible thing that she pretended to be black? Black is a great thing and I think she legit changed people’s perspective a bit and woke people up.”

Throughout all this no one chose to ask the real question “Rihanna where the hell is R8?!” Girl I am tired of buying all these damn fragrances, gimme the album.