What the "Duck" are those? Yeezy Season is here again

The Yeezy storm has hit, and after seeing the Kanye x Adidas tease in his minimal dystopian fashion debut, you may have been left thinking, “What the duck are those?? And where was bae this morning?”  
Those are the Adidas x Yeezy 950 (Duck Boot) Originals, simply described as a stylish combat boot with a duck boot toe and thick hiking sole, which were released today at 10 am.
The boot is available in Peyote, Pirate Black, Moonrock and Chocolate, priced at USD $500. 950’s are also being released in women’s sizes at a higher price for who knows what reason, (or do I?).  Cheapest item in the release is USD $230 for the camo-print tee, but if you can’t resist the fuccboi- I mean sneakerhead hype.